There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished! If your are a gringo and you don't know speak Spanish, the new "Diccionario para el gringo guay" (Smart Gringo Dictionary) will be helpful in your learning.
For instance, we took from it some common phrases,
just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is speak Spanish.
- Boy as n r = Voy a
cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
- N L C John = en el
sillon = on the armchair
- This s poor as stunt
air e us = Dices puras tonterias you're saying dumb things.
- S toy tree stone =
estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
- Lost trap eat toss =
los trapitos = the little rags
- Desk can saw = descanso
= (you) rest.
- As say toon as =
aceitunas = olives.
- The head the star mall
less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
- Ball add the pay jazz
sad us = bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
- See eye = si hay = yes
we have
- T n s free o = tienes
frio = are you cold?
- S taz pen the ho =
estas pendejo = you are an asshole.
- T N S L P P B N T S O =
Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
- Pooh row ped o = puro
pedo = its all bull shit
- Rascal p tow = rasca el
pito = scratch the dick
- Tell o boy ah in cruise
tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you
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