Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told to compose a sentence in English with three
main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first:
-"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and
I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next:
-"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in
the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV."
Last was the Spanish:
-"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...",
I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...
;-))